Last summer, cousin Jerry in Toledo tried to fix his garbage disposal with a paperclip. It started humming the theme from 'Jaws' every time he ran the dishwasher. We thought it was a prank at first, but no, it was REAL. He had to call a plumber who laughed for a solid ten minutes. Now every time I visit, I half expect the sink to growl at me. Stuff like that makes you wonder about the secret life of appliances.
Wait, is this a thing now? My old microwave used to beep the first few notes of "La Cucaracha" whenever the timer went off. Freaked my dog out every single time.